i have, for the first time in my life, ironed something.
and my first task couldnt be something easy, like.. a scarf wtf. it had to be a giant trench coat with so many pockets and collars and big buttons and long sleeves. so i had to iron with the webcam on so that pugin (jack of all trades wtf) could tell me how to iron what.
i feel so much like a grown woman now. i am still thinking which one i detest more, laundry or ironing.. i don't despise cleaning or washing dishes or cooking that much (maybe because i havent cooked yet wtf) but i hate doing the laundry it makes my hands dry! and i have so many clothes which are black AND white so i have no idea where to put them, in the darks or lights section so in the end i have to handwash everything sigh. because at home my maid handwashes every single item i wear wtf.
oh after a week and 2 days of wearing different clothes (everyday!) to work, some stupid group store manager came, saw me at the healthcare counter and demanded i wear the boots uniform which was like 10 sizes too big for me. and everyone laughed at me. SIGH why is my life so sad!
goodbye pretty working lady clothes
oh and do you know why british girls (or american girls, whatever) have massive cleavages? that's because 99 percent of their tops are so damn tight at the bosom wtf that it pushes up all the fats you have on your chest! me, a size 4-6, actually had trouble fitting into the shirt because the stupid boobs part was so goddamn tight.
for those of you who are hoping i will get fat (yes you suet) i hereby proudly announce that as of this morning i weighed 42.3kgs. and yesterday morning i weighed 41.5kg wtf.
my dad called me this afternoon during lunch and lectured me on why am i so stingy dont want to buy food. apparently my brother complained to him that i survive on bread and water wtf.
okay that's all for today. i will take more pictures of me soon (none in my hideous uniform sorry) and i'm missing everyone back home. especially my nini T_______________________T oh ya and pugin wtf.
posted by tze @ 4:22 AM
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